Pieter Coode's "Dancing Lesson"

YOU ALL REALLY THOUGHT

Just had a Snapple bottle cap that read "Real Fact #944: Napoleon Bonaparte was actually not short. At 5'7", he was average height for his time."

So, I am not short, and NOT compensating for anything!!!!

(They got my height a tad bit wrong though, I am 6 foot)

First Things First

(I'm the realest)

You may have heard of a Trap Lord before, maybe even a Trap Queen.

But have you ever heard of a Trap Emperor? ...Well, now you have. Napoleon Bonaparte. The first emperor of France, military genius, and 6'5" wonder.

P.S. Why do people keep referring to me as a "catfish?'' I can assure you, I am not any type of fish?!